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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><itunes:author>Joystiq</itunes:author><itunes:image href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/Joystiq_podcast_cover.png" /><itunes:summary>The Joystiq Podcast combines insightful commentary on the week&apos;s video game news and culture with several disembodied, often spooky, voices. Voices may or may not belong to Chris Grant, Ludwig Kietzmann, Joystiq.com editors, or their guests. Spookiness not guaranteed where prohibited, please check local laws. More information available at www.joystiq.com</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Games &amp; Hobbies"><itunes:category text="Video Games" /></itunes:category><item><title>Team Fortress 2: Meet The Sandvich</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/20/team-fortress-2-meet-the-sandwich/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/20/team-fortress-2-meet-the-sandwich/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/20/team-fortress-2-meet-the-sandwich/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a></p><object width="490" height="397"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PlwpQY-Tbls&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PlwpQY-Tbls&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="397"></embed></object>Meet <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/team-fortress-2"><em>Team Fortress 2</em></a>'s "Edible Device" and shotgun replacement, the <a href="http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/sandvich.htm">Sandvich</a>. <br /><br />Valve really missed a good opportunity for a bad pun here by not calling it "Meat the Sandvich," but hey, it's still pretty damned funny. What's next in the series of loony videos? Meet the Bullet? Seriously though, we'd watch them all. Heck, just throw a <em>TF2</em> cartoon on the air as part of Adult Swim and we'd be glued to our sets.<br /><br />[Thanks Giroro, Alistair and Vandell]<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/sandvich.htm>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/20/team-fortress-2-meet-the-sandwich/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1289166/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/20/team-fortress-2-meet-the-sandwich/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>Sandwich</category><category>Shotgun</category><category>Steam</category><category>Team-Fortress-2</category><category>TF2</category><category>Valve</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:00:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Watch new Godfather II, Tom Clancy's EndWar trailers</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/strategy/" rel="tag">Strategy</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38399.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/trailer.marquee.490.jpg" /></a></div>
From making rival gangsters offers they can't refuse, to using your voice to command soldiers not to refuse orders, these fresh-off-the-editing-computer videos from EA's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/the-godfather-2"><em>The Godfather II</em></a> and Ubisoft's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/tom-clancys-endwar"><em>Tom Clancy's EndWar</em></a> are presented for your viewing pleasure (and "Should I pre-order either of them?" evidence pool). The <em>EndWar</em> trailer is the same one being trotted out at the Leipzig Games Convention 2008; the first look at EA's gangster sequel was shown to the press last week at the publisher's annual Studio Showcase. But you don't have to travel to Germany (or even the Bay Area) to watch 'em - just click through after the break.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38399.html">Source</a> - Godfather II at GameTrailers<br /><a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38492.html">Source</a> - Tom Clancy's EndWar at GameTrailers<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Watch new Godfather II, Tom Clancy's EndWar trailers</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1289131/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/watch-new-godfather-ii-tom-clancys-endwar-trailers/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>ea</category><category>the-godfather-2</category><category>tom-clancys-endwar</category><category>trailer</category><category>ubisoft</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Novastrike update coming in 'next few weeks'</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-coming-in-next-few-weeks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-coming-in-next-few-weeks/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-coming-in-next-few-weeks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-brings-trophies-and-more/"><img width="490" vspace="4" hspace="0" height="276" border="1" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/novastrikemain.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
PSN title <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/novastrike"><em>Novastrike</em></a> will receive a <a href="http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/06/25/novastrike-to-get-significant-update-and-european-release-in-a/">major update</a> in the next few weeks. Kevin McCann, president of Tiki Games, writes on the <a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-brings-trophies-and-more/">PlayStation Blog</a> that the patch will tame the difficulty levels a bit, add Trophies and make several other tweaks to the top-down omni-directional kill-anything-that-moves shooter.<br /><br />For those who purchased the $10 title, the list of changes made appears to be quite significant and might be worth giving the title another spin. McCann writes that he's looking forward to hearing from those who stopped playing the game due to the difficulty issues once the patch is released, while reiterating that a European release for the game will happen "as soon as possible." <br />%Gallery-18141%<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-brings-trophies-and-more/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-coming-in-next-few-weeks/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1289124/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/novastrike-update-coming-in-next-few-weeks/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>novastrike</category><category>patch</category><category>psn</category><category>psn-store</category><category>tiki-games</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Latest Resident Evil 5 trailer terrorizes Leipzig</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/latest-resident-evil-5-trailer-terrorizes-leipzig/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/latest-resident-evil-5-trailer-terrorizes-leipzig/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/latest-resident-evil-5-trailer-terrorizes-leipzig/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><center> <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"  codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="490" height="418">	<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /> 	<param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38538"/> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38538" swLiveConnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="490" height="418"></embed> </object> </center>We hope you're ready for a face full of freshly, um, <span style="font-style: italic;">zombified</span> zombies on film, because that's exactly what Capcom has delivered at the Leipzig Games Convention. This new, entirely in-game trailer for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/resident-evil-5"><span style="font-style: italic;">Resident Evil 5</span> </a>doesn't show too much that's especially new, but it's worth taking note of the vehicle chase sequence and hey ... is that <span style="font-style: italic;">another </span>mine cart level?<br /><br />Click on the video above and you'll get a peek at playing as Chris Redfield's female sidekick, Sheva Alomar, along with some oh-so-brief snippets of various (we presume) &uuml;ber-important cutscenes. Sure, it <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-resident-evil-5/">may be more <span style="font-style: italic;">RE4</span></a>, but is that really so awful - especially when it looks this scary-good?<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38538.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/latest-resident-evil-5-trailer-terrorizes-leipzig/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1289289/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/latest-resident-evil-5-trailer-terrorizes-leipzig/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>capcom</category><category>leipzig-08</category><category>resident-evil</category><category>resident-evil-5</category><category>trailer</category><category>zombies</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:00:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Dyack's defense: Too Human haters 'just don't get it'</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/dyacks-defense-too-human-haters-just-dont-get-it/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/dyacks-defense-too-human-haters-just-dont-get-it/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/dyacks-defense-too-human-haters-just-dont-get-it/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=5792"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/toohumanmainrandom.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
When Jeff Gerstmann <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/too-human/61-20499/reviews/">bemoaned</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/too-human"><em>Too Human</em></a>'s "monotonous combat and dated approach to cooperative play," he was unknowingly shunted from the group of <em>haves</em> to the considerably less illustrious group of <em>have nots</em> -- as in have not a clue to comprehend <em>Too Human</em>'s unyielding explosion of uniqueness and innovation. "<span class="text_article_body">I think we took for granted how innovative the game was," remarks the game's humble director, Denis Dyack. <br /><br />Speaking to <a href="http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=5792">OXM</a> at the game's UK launch, Dyack explains that a lot of the negative reaction to the game's demo (and presumably, the final version) has its roots in the provocative fear of the unknown. "</span><span class="text_article_body">But what we're also seeing is for the people who don't like it, generally just don't <em>get</em> it. And it's because we've created something so innovative and different," he says. "It's ironic, it just shows that human nature of if you don't understand something, you immediately attack it. It's pretty interesting in that regard."<br /><br />Consider this a plea to game designers everywhere: Please tone down all that rampant innovation, lest we become embroiled in confusion and hostility and ultimately give your game a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/">six out of ten</a>.</span><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=5792>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/dyacks-defense-too-human-haters-just-dont-get-it/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288985/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/dyacks-defense-too-human-haters-just-dont-get-it/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>Denis-Dyack</category><category>Silicon-Knights</category><category>Silly-Con-Knights</category><category>Too-Human</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Can Geometry Wars make you mad enough to sing?</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a></p><center><object width="490" height="404"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="404"></embed></object></center>When we get really frustrated by <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/GeometryWars2/">Geometry Wars 2</a></em> (and we do) we deal with our anger the only way we know how: We become physically abusive towards loved ones and pets. But not Matthew McCarthy. No, Matthew McCarthy just picks up a guitar and channels the rage into a song about why he hates all those stupid, cruel shapes.<br /><br />We tried to ape McCarthy's far healthier anger management, but after picking up our guitar we just used <em>that</em> to be physically abusive to loved ones and pets, which really isn't much better, when you think about it.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://thoughtsofarandomgamer.blogspot.com/2008/08/geometry-wars-song.html">ToaRG</a>]<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvKw881bUA>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288516/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>activision</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Metareview: Too Human (Xbox 360)</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/adventure/" rel="tag">Adventure</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/metareviews/" rel="tag">Metareviews</a></p><div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/toohumanface-1.jpg" alt="" /></div>
It's been almost ten years since we first saw <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/too-human "><em>Too Human</em></a> at E3 1999, at that point reportedly a 4-disc action adventure for the original PlayStation. In that time, the game has jumped to GameCube and then to Xbox 360, re-emerged as <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/toohuman/page/2">a slideshow</a>, became overshadowed by <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/on-eve-of-too-human-launch-epic-dispute-resurfaces/">a lawsuit</a>, and later became the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/too-human-goes-gold-900k-downloaded-demo/  * ">most downloaded action demo</a> on Xbox Live in its first week. <br /><br />So, after all the hype and controversy, how does the final game fare? Judging by the reviews, it's certainly not a knockout title, with the general consensus being that it <a href="http:// http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/molyneux-i-feel-sorry-for-denis-dyack/ ">aims for the stars</a> and misses the mark. One thing is for sure: If you like seeking out loot, then <em>Too Human </em>is <em>definitely</em> for you.<br /><br />
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    <li><a href="http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox360/games/reviews/206650.shtml">GamePro</a> <strong>(4/5)</strong> "Here's an Xbox 360 exclusive that proudly wears its lofty ambitions on its sleeves, and yet sometimes seems bent on self-sabotage. That it's so relentlessly addictive despite its aggravations is something of a minor miracle."</li>
    <li><a href="http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/899/899826p1.html ">IGN</a> <strong>(78/100)</strong> "What's been delivered in the end is a good game that ultimately falls just short of its promise due to a few questionable design decisions. One thing is for sure, though. If you love collecting random loot drops, you'll find a lot to like here."</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/too-human/61-20499/reviews/">Giant Bomb</a> <strong>(3/5) </strong>"If you have an insatiable lust for items with higher stats than the ones you're currently using, or if you get giddy at the mere thought of Diablo-style rare item naming conventions, you'll probably be able to look past the game's issues and have a good time. But even at its best, it's hard to ignore Too Human's monotonous combat and dated approach to cooperative play."<br /></li>
    <li><a href="http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/toohuman/review.html">GameSpot</a> <strong>(55/100)</strong>: "Too Human is a game of false starts and unrealized potential that infiltrate almost every aspect of the game, from story, to combat, to balance. Its elements feel stitched together, making for a patchwork quilt of a game that's fraying at the seams."</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3169393&amp;p=4">1UP</a> <strong>(C-) </strong>"At the very least, the cyber-Norse concept of Too Human is a good one that's worth exploring further, just not in this context. The game is simply schizophrenic; it attempts to be all things to all people and never succeeds in executing any of them well. The end result is in dire need of polish and focus, and that doesn't solely apply to gameplay mechanics. There's absolutely no reason why a game released in 2008 should have a bug where characters can fall through solid ground and into some pseudoabyss."<br /></li>
</ul><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288153/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/metareview-too-human-xbox-360/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>denis-dyack</category><category>metarview</category><category>silicon-knights</category><category>too-human</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:15:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Ubisoft hopes I Am Alive can be 'another strong franchise'</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/ubisoft-hopes-i-am-alive-can-be-another-strong-franchise/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/ubisoft-hopes-i-am-alive-can-be-another-strong-franchise/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/ubisoft-hopes-i-am-alive-can-be-another-strong-franchise/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/adventure/" rel="tag">Adventure</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.mcvuk.com/news/31536/More-I-Am-Alive-on-the-way"><img width="490" vspace="4" hspace="0" height="267" border="1" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/i-am-alive-081808.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
Well, of course it does. Ubisoft didn't get where it is today by throwing popular franchises like <em>Splinter Cell</em> away after a single use (although our neck-snapping pal Sam seems to have been <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/23/the-games-that-werent-there-missing-from-e3/">misplaced</a> recently), and you can be sure that the upcoming disaster survival adventure ... <em>thing</em>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/i-am-alive"><em>I Am Alive</em></a>, will be no different. "We hope it can be another strong franchise for our portfolio, alongside Prince Of Persia or Rayman Rabbids," the publisher's executive director, Alain Corre, told <a href="http://www.mcvuk.com/news/31536/More-I-Am-Alive-on-the-way">MCV</a>. "It's a new baby for us - and we have big hopes."<br /><br />Provided it's raised properly and doesn't turn into a snot-nosed brat who sticks Legos up his nose and puts his <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/konami-code-altaired-snake-password/">Altair action figures</a> in the microwave, this baby could be the best kind of disaster to befall any company. Of course, we should probably wait until we've played the first one before we sign off on "I Am Still Alive," and "Seriously, Stop Trying to Kill Me You Stupid Planet."<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.mcvuk.com/news/31536/More-I-Am-Alive-on-the-way>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/ubisoft-hopes-i-am-alive-can-be-another-strong-franchise/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1287923/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/ubisoft-hopes-i-am-alive-can-be-another-strong-franchise/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>Disaster</category><category>Franchise</category><category>I-Am-Alive</category><category>Jade-Raymond</category><category>Ubisoft</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:15:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Lara tackles Thailand in new Tomb Raider: Underworld trailer</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/lara-tackles-thailand-in-new-tomb-raider-underworld-trailer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/lara-tackles-thailand-in-new-tomb-raider-underworld-trailer/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/lara-tackles-thailand-in-new-tomb-raider-underworld-trailer/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/adventure/" rel="tag">Adventure</a></p><center> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="490" height="296" id="viddler_b942e671"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple/b942e671/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple/b942e671/" width="490" height="296" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler_b942e671" ></embed></object> </center>The new <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/new-lara-croft-model-video-shows-she-speaks-does-tricks/">flesh-and-blood Lara</a>? Pretty. Cool. But it's the texture-and-polygon one in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/tomb-raider-underworld"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tomb Raider: Underworld</span></a> - the proper, next-gen sequel to the series-reviving <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/tombraiderlegend"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tomb Raider: Legend</span></a> - that we're really excited about. This first full gameplay trailer for <span style="font-style: italic;">Underworld</span> is a jaw-dropper, showcasing ruins in a new locale (Thailand) and offering quick glimpses of action in other parts of the world (and underworld). <br /><br />We're pretty sure we see the first location from the game to be revealed - rain-drenched Mayan ruins - and a tease at a return of the nefarious bad-girl, Natla, from <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/tomb-raider-anniversary"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tomb Raider: Anniversary</span></a> in there. Also: giant spiders, giant octopus, and giant statues of Norse Gods, the mythology of which (Thor's hammer, in particular) factors heavily in the game's plot as Lara continues her quest to find Avalon.<br /><br />To coincide with the video reveal of <span style="font-style: italic;">Tomb Raider: Underworld</span>'s Thai locale, Eidos has released a new batch of screens showcasing the level's sheer jungle-y, ruin-y, tiger-y splendor. Check them out in our updated gallery below.<br />%Gallery-15158%<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/lara-tackles-thailand-in-new-tomb-raider-underworld-trailer/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1287770/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/lara-tackles-thailand-in-new-tomb-raider-underworld-trailer/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>crystal-dynamics</category><category>eidos</category><category>lara-croft</category><category>tomb-raider</category><category>tomb-raider-underworld</category><category>video</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:15:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>This Wednesday: Galaga Legions invades XBLA</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/this-wednesday-galaga-legions-invades-xbla/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/this-wednesday-galaga-legions-invades-xbla/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/this-wednesday-galaga-legions-invades-xbla/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://gamerscoreblog.com/press/archive/2008/08/18/560571.aspx"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/galaga.legions.xbla.weds.490.jpg" /></a><br />
<div align="left">Caution: Do not look directly at the above screenshot. Doing so will result in your eyes melting. If you're still able to read this, it means that A) you don't just come to Joystiq to look at all the pretty pictures and B) you're also a good listener. Congratulations! <br /><br />It also means that you'll still be able to play the latest "<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/xblaugust-castle-crashers-bc-rearmed-braid-and-galaga/">Summer of Arcade</a>" release, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/galaga-legions"><em>Galaga Legions</em></a>, this Wednesday - provided you remember to wear welding goggles while doing so. This re-imagining of the classic coin-op shooter is the work of the same Namco-Bandai dev team responsible for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/06/pac-man-championship-edition-hands-on/"><em>Pac-Man Championship Edition</em></a>, hence the hella-rad-neon-raver shader being employed. The full game will set you back 800<img border="0" src="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/media/2007/11/microsoftpointslogosmall.gif" alt="" /> ($10). The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hobart-Welding-Oxy-Acetylene-Goggle-770096/dp/B0017Z04SK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=hi&amp;qid=1219081175&amp;sr=1-2">requisite googles</a> can be had for $11.99 from Amazon.<br />%Gallery-29424%</div>
</div><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://gamerscoreblog.com/press/archive/2008/08/18/560571.aspx>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/this-wednesday-galaga-legions-invades-xbla/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1287714/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/this-wednesday-galaga-legions-invades-xbla/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>galaga-legions</category><category>namco-bandai</category><category>xbla</category><category>xbla-wednesday</category><category>xblawednesday</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:45:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Famitsu corrects its Last Remnant PS3 release date</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/famitsu-corrects-its-last-remnant-ps3-release-date/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/famitsu-corrects-its-last-remnant-ps3-release-date/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/famitsu-corrects-its-last-remnant-ps3-release-date/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://ps3.ign.com/articles/899/899543p1.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/last-remnant-nov-20.jpg" /></a></div>
Famitsu has posted a correction on its website (via <a href="http://ps3.ign.com/articles/899/899543p1.html">IG</a><a href="http://ps3.ign.com/articles/899/899543p1.html">N</a>) about an incorrect <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/the-last-remnant">The Last Remnant</a> </em>release date that appeared in the latest Famitsu PS3 publication. The issue, dedicated to Square Enix's recent DK&Sigma;3713 event, incorrectly listed the PlayStation 3 version of the game as coming November 20, the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/the-last-remnant-chiseled-in-for-nov-20-release/">same day as the Xbox 360 release</a>. The PS3 version's actual release date is, as they say, <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/1250/arrested-development-tba">TBA</a> for both Japan and the rest of the world. As far as we know, the Xbox 360 version is still poised to make that November 20 <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/10/the-last-remnant-hitting-xbox-360-first-this-winter/">"worldwide" release</a>.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://ps3.ign.com/articles/899/899543p1.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/famitsu-corrects-its-last-remnant-ps3-release-date/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1287637/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/famitsu-corrects-its-last-remnant-ps3-release-date/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>DK3713</category><category>famitsu</category><category>last-remnant</category><category>square-enix</category><category>the-last-remnant</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:45:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Mega Man bombs Virtual Console, golf too</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/mega-man-bombs-virtual-console-golf-too/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/mega-man-bombs-virtual-console-golf-too/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/mega-man-bombs-virtual-console-golf-too/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sports/" rel="tag">Sports</a></p><center> <object width="490" height="397"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tVk7f2-cek8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tVk7f2-cek8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="397"></embed></object> </center> <br />The <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/virtual-console">Virtual Console</a> just got its weekly nostalgia injection, offering fans of all colors -- but mostly blue and green -- something else to download and play as we wonder where the weekend went and why exactly there is a receipt for a Magnet Beam on the kitchen table.<br />
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    <li><em>Mega Man</em> (NES, 1 player, 500 Wii Points): With the Blue Bomber set to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/mega-man-9">don pixelated pajamas next month</a>, his freshman adventure marks this week's most noteworthy addition to the Wii's window into the past. Assuming you haven't bought the original <em>Mega Man</em> in one of Capcom's many other compilations, Guts Man and company are waiting ever so patiently for you to drop by. </li>
    <li><em>Neo Turf Masters</em> (Neo Geo, 1-2 players, 900 Wii Points): This is 133 megs of hot golf action right here, straight from 1996 to your living room. You don't have even to admit to your friends that you like video game golf. We'll keep your dirty little secret.</li>
</ul><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://press.nintendo.com/articles.jsp?id=16087>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/mega-man-bombs-virtual-console-golf-too/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1287418/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/18/mega-man-bombs-virtual-console-golf-too/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>capcom</category><category>golf</category><category>mega-man</category><category>megaman</category><category>neo-geo</category><category>neo-turf-masters</category><category>neogeo</category><category>neoturfmasters</category><category>nintendo</category><category>virtual-console</category><category>virtualconsole</category><category>virtualconsolemonday</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Dobson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:15:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>The Force Unleashed demo coming Thursday to XBLM and PSN</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/the-force-unleashed-demo-coming-thursday-to-xblm-and-psn/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/the-force-unleashed-demo-coming-thursday-to-xblm-and-psn/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/the-force-unleashed-demo-coming-thursday-to-xblm-and-psn/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/08/17/force-unleashed-demo-attacks-the-xblm-this-week/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/force-unleashed-snapshot-490.jpg" /></a><br /></div>
If the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/the-force-unleashed-video-dump-may-blow-your-mind/">recent cavalcade of video previews</a> for <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=Star%20Wars%3A%20The%20Force%20Unleashed">Star Wars: The Force Unleashed</a></em> was enough to whet your appetite for some midichlorian-infused carnage, then we've got great news: LucasArts recently confirmed that they will be following through with their <a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/07/27/force-unleashed-demo-unleashes-to-xblm-in-aug/">promise to bring a demo for the title</a> to the XBLM and PSN this month -- a playable preview <a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/08/17/force-unleashed-demo-attacks-the-xblm-this-week/">will be downloadable</a> <a href="http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/08/16/lucasarts-confirms-sw-force-unleashed-demo-this-week/">via the two services</a> starting Thursday, August 21.<br /><br />The demo takes place during one of the first levels in the game, known as the "TIE Fighter Construction Facility" -- we assume it's the same area featured in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/the-force-unleashed-video-dump-may-blow-your-mind/">the recent batch of previews</a> for the title. It will also contain a training mode which will allow the player to get a firm grasp on the Force Grip power. However, we know the question that's on everyone's mind -- will any of those <em>adorable</em> Ewoks be present? <em>We can only hope</em>.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/08/16/lucasarts-confirms-sw-force-unleashed-demo-this-week/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/the-force-unleashed-demo-coming-thursday-to-xblm-and-psn/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286951/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/the-force-unleashed-demo-coming-thursday-to-xblm-and-psn/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>demo</category><category>lucasarts</category><category>psn</category><category>star-wars</category><category>the-force-unleashed</category><category>xblm</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Recently revived KORE makes its 'krazy' video debut</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="490" height="400">	<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /> 	<param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38427"/> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38427" swLiveConnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="490" height="400"></embed> </object><br />We initially dismissed Zoink and SnapDragon Games' <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/KORE/">KORE</a> when it <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/wii-gives-shelved-xbox-title-a-second-chance/">popped back into the news a few months ago</a> -- after all, how good could a game that was <a href="http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox/219/The-Kore-Gang/">initially designed for the original Xbox</a>, cancelled, then revived for the Wii possibly be? Our hopes for the title were admittedly low -- however, a pair of videos for the redesigned platformer, including <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38427.html?r=1&amp;type=wmv">the trailer above</a> and <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38429.html?type=mov">an 11-minute gameplay montage</a> (embedded after the break), recently made their way onto GameTrailers ... <span style="font-style: italic;">and into our hearts</span>.<br /><br />Okay, we're still not entirely sold on <em>KORE</em> quite yet, but the robo-platforming and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=psychonauts&amp;x=0&amp;y=0"><span style="font-style: italic;">Psychonauts</span>-esque visuals</a> are more than enough to pique our collective interest. We'll be keeping an eye on the resuscitated title as its ambitious developers continue revamping it -- we just hope they kan limit the inkorrekt usage of the letter K. It upsets the English majors among us.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Recently revived KORE makes its 'krazy' video debut</em></a></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38427.html?r=1&amp;type=wmv>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286873/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/17/recently-revived-kore-makes-its-krazy-video-debut/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>kore</category><category>snapdragon-games</category><category>trailer</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>zoink-games</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Disaster: Day of Crisis gets Australian rating</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><a href="http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/15/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating-could-it-actuall/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/gam_dayofdisaster_490.jpg" /></a><br />Following <a href="http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/05/19/day-of-crisis-not-a-disaster/">rumors of a cancellation</a>, it's nice to hear any kind of news about Monolith Soft's <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=Disaster%3A%20Day%20of%20Crisis">Disaster: Day of Crisis</a></em> -- even if that news is somewhat inconclusive. It seems the title, which was announced alongside Nintendo's latest home console before <a href="http://www.qj.net/Disaster-Day-of-Crisis-delayed-indefinitely/pg/49/aid/120217">being put on indefinite hold</a>, <a href="http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/15/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating-could-it-actuall/">recently received a Mature rating</a> from Australia's Office of Film and Literature Classification (for "violence, themes and infrequent coarse language", <a href="http://www.vooks.net/modules.php?module=article&amp;id=13209">for those who were curious</a>) on Wednesday. Could this signify an end to <em>Disaster</em>'s time out? We'll let you know when we hear something more concrete.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/15/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating-could-it-actuall/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286529/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/disaster-day-of-crisis-gets-australian-rating/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>australia</category><category>delay</category><category>disaster-day-of-crisis</category><category>monolith-soft</category><category>oflc</category><category>rating</category><category>wii</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:00:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Godfather II debut trailer makes unrefusable offer</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/godfather-ii-debut-trailer-makes-unrefusable-offer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/godfather-ii-debut-trailer-makes-unrefusable-offer/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/godfather-ii-debut-trailer-makes-unrefusable-offer/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/strategy/" rel="tag">Strategy</a></p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"  codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="490" height="400">	<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /> 	<param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38399"/> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=38399" swLiveConnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="490" height="400"></embed> </object><br />As any respectable Don will tell you, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/18/godfather-ii-has-rts-elements/">serving as the CEO of a powerful crime syndicate</a> is not an easy thing to do. You won't find any classes on racketeering at your local community college. Finding a reliable bulk supplier of fedoras and pinstripe suits is nigh-on <em>impossible</em>. Teaching your underlings <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y">the fine art of stallion decapitation</a> requires amounts of patience and equine physiology that very few men possess.<br /><br />Luckily, the upcoming sequel to EA's well-recieved adaptation of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068646/">Coppola's magnum opus</a>, <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=The%20Godfather%20II">The Godfather II</a></em>, looks to be <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/first-look-at-eas-the-godfather-ii/">an in-depth survival guide</a> on the nuances of mafia management -- perfect for that up-and-coming kingpin in your life. <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38399.html?type=mov">The above trailer shows some of the finer points of Donship</a>, and gives a great look at some of the lovely locales we'll be viciously extorting come February. That little Cuban restaurant would look so <em>charming</em> with a prostitution ring in the back room, don't you agree?<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38399.html?type=mov>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/godfather-ii-debut-trailer-makes-unrefusable-offer/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286381/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/godfather-ii-debut-trailer-makes-unrefusable-offer/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>coppola</category><category>ea</category><category>electronic-arts</category><category>godfather-2</category><category>trailer</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>SOCOM Confrontation beta features detailed</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/socom-confrontation-beta-features-detailed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/socom-confrontation-beta-features-detailed/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/socom-confrontation-beta-features-detailed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a></p><div align="center">
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<div align="left">Just a couple of weeks to go until those with GameStop pre-orders for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/socom-confrontation"><em>SOCOM Confrontation</em></a> will <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/socom-beta-kicks-off-sept-1-for-pre-orders/">gain entry into the public beta</a> for the game. (Qore subscribers will need to stay patient for a few days after that - d'oh!) With the sneak peak looming, the SOCOM Blog has posted some salient details on what to expect content-wise.<br /><br />The <a href="http://socom.us.playstation.com/default.aspx">latest update</a> details the "Crossroads" map, which will be playable in both 16- and 32-player variations. Available game modes will include Extraction, Suppression, and the less friendly sounding Elimination. Beta players will have access to weapon and gear customization, as well as clans and stats tracking - player data will be deleted once the game hits retail, so bold beta entrants best not get too attached to their accomplishments.<br /><br />On another <em>SOCOM Confrontation</em> related note: we've toyed around with Sony's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/27/official-ps3-bluetooth-headset-revealed-bundled-with-socom/">official PS3 Bluetooth headset </a>(included in the $59.99 retail bundle) and not only is it well designed, but it acts as a far-field microphone while in its charging cradle so you never have to go without voice chat.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/08/15/socom-beta-details-maps-modes-character-customization/">PS3 Fanboy</a>]</div>
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</div><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://socom.us.playstation.com/default.aspx>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/socom-confrontation-beta-features-detailed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286128/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/socom-confrontation-beta-features-detailed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>beta</category><category>psn</category><category>slant-six</category><category>socom</category><category>socom-confrontation</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:00:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Built for Blu-ray: LittleBigPlanet won't have PSN version</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/built-for-blu-ray-littlebigplanet-wont-have-psn-version/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/built-for-blu-ray-littlebigplanet-wont-have-psn-version/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/built-for-blu-ray-littlebigplanet-wont-have-psn-version/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/14/littlebigplanet-wont-be-coming-to-the-playstation-store/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/lbp.bluray.only.490.jpg" /></a></div>
Despite the fact that Sony has previously listed <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/littlebigplanet"><em>LittleBigPlanet</em></a> as a disc-only affair, there continue to be doubters. The crew at Bits Bytes Pixels Sprites decided to end any debate as to whether or not <em>LBP</em> would be a BD and/or PSN release. Being in the northern bit of North America, it rang up Sony's Canadian PR crew, who replied that "The game will be available at retail. The user [generated] content will be available on the PSN." Okay, Canada's covered.<br /><br />We got in touch with <em>LBP</em>'s US PR manager, Scott Goryl, who had this to say: "<em>LittleBigPlanet</em> is a Blu-ray Disc product exclusively for PS3," adding, "<em>LBP</em> will utilize much of PlayStation Network's vast functionality for online and community features, but the game will indeed be distributed as a Blu-ray Disc." Sorry folks, but you'll totally, absolutely, definitely have to tack on the price of gas to that $59.99 as you trudge down to one of those old-fashioned "game stores" to pick it up.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/14/littlebigplanet-wont-be-coming-to-the-playstation-store/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/built-for-blu-ray-littlebigplanet-wont-have-psn-version/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286011/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/built-for-blu-ray-littlebigplanet-wont-have-psn-version/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>blu-ray</category><category>littlebigplanet</category><category>media-molecule</category><category>psn</category><category>sony</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:30:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>Brash planning Prison Break game</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/brash-planning-prison-break-game/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/brash-planning-prison-break-game/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/brash-planning-prison-break-game/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><a href="http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6195921.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt=""  src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/prison-break-game-ugh.jpg" class="imagepadding" /></a>Yes, as in a game based on the tedious television show starring perennially pouting Wentworth Whatshisface. Who better to act as warden to this societal dreg than <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/brash">Brash Entertainment</a>, the house that built<em> Jumper: Griffin's Story</em>, <em>Alvin &amp; The Chipmunk</em>s and (and!) <em>Space Chimps</em>?<br /><br />According to <a href="http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6195921.html">Gamespot</a>, the <em>Prison Break</em> video game turned itself in via an advert tucked inside the show's recent Season 3 DVD box set. Aside from a February 2009 release window, little else is known about the project. We'd normally submit a scenario about siblings busting out of a prison -- a "prison break" if you will -- but the show managed to drag on even after its titular event had unfolded. But hey, people are still watching, so the game may just succeed in finding a captive audience.<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6195921.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/brash-planning-prison-break-game/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1285931/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/brash-planning-prison-break-game/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>Brash</category><category>Prison-Break</category><category>TV</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:00:00 EST</dc:date></item><item><title>THQ bombing XBLA with Rocket Riot this fall</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/thq-bombing-xbla-with-rocket-riot-this-fall/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/thq-bombing-xbla-with-rocket-riot-this-fall/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/thq-bombing-xbla-with-rocket-riot-this-fall/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/898/898781p1.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/rriot_rr4_top.jpg" /></a><br /></div>
Nothing sounds quite as satisfying as disintegrating ninjas and zombies with a stylized 8-bit bazooka. That's probably why THQ's upcoming XBLA <em>Worms </em>clone, <em>Rocket Riot</em>, remains on our radar. <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/24/thq-brings-spongebob-and-three-others-to-xbla/">First announced</a> last October, the game, developed by Dutch dev CodeGlue, evokes a retro feel that speaks directly to our aging hearts with its 80 "completely destructible" pixel-laden levels. Unlike some recent <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/13/metareview-bionic-commando-rearmed-xbox-360-ps3/">digital</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/psn-thursday-bionic-commando-rearmed-street-fighter-alpha/">offerings</a>, <em>Rocket Riot</em> also promises to support up to eight players over Xbox Live, or four for those wishing to hash out their differences on the same couch. <em>Rocket Riot </em>is expected to send us diving for cover when it drops like a bomb onto XBLA this fall.<br />%Gallery-29704%<h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/898/898781p1.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/thq-bombing-xbla-with-rocket-riot-this-fall/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1285072/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/15/thq-bombing-xbla-with-rocket-riot-this-fall/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a><br /><p><font size="1"><hr>SPONSORED BY: <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">Age of Empires III - Real-Time Strategy Game</a> Control a European power on a quest to colonize and conquer the New World. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">AOE3</A> introduces new gameplay elements, as well as new civilizations, units, and technologies. <a href="http://clk.atdmt.com/DEI/go/wblgsxbx0080000528dei/direct/01/">http://www.ageofempires3.com/</a></font></p>]]></description><category>codeglue</category><category>rocket-riot</category><category>thq</category><category>worms</category><category>xbla</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Dobson]]></dc:creator><dc:date>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EST</dc:date></item></channel></rss>